Fuck Your Plans, I've Got Missions Graphic T-Shirt
Blue Spruce / S
$32.15
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Product Type: T-Shirt
Theme/Features: A bold, irreverent statement for people whose plans are already spoken for by missions.
Target Audience: Mission-driven friends, busy adventurers, sarcastic planners, and anyone who treats “one more thing” as a way of life.
Occasions: Weekend adventures, mission briefings, game nights, casual meetups, birthdays, and moments when plans change at the last minute.
There are plans—and then there are missions. This relaxed-fit T-shirt says exactly where your priorities lie, with bold red-and-gray lettering that brings a dry, determined sense of humor to your everyday wardrobe. Wear it when the group chat changes plans, the itinerary gets tossed, or the next mission is already underway. Made from heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, it has a substantial feel, soft broken-in texture, and an easy fit that works wherever the day takes you.
Product features:
- 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and textured feel
- Relaxed fit with sizes S–4XL available from select partners
- Double-needle stitching and seamless tubular construction for durability
Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a substantial feel
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and texture
- Relaxed fit available in sizes S–4XL from select partners
- Double-needle stitching and tubular construction without side seams
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Fuck Your Plans, I've Got Missions Graphic T-Shirt
$32.15
Details
Theme/Features: A bold, irreverent statement for people whose plans are already spoken for by missions.
Target Audience: Mission-driven friends, busy adventurers, sarcastic planners, and anyone who treats “one more thing” as a way of life.
Occasions: Weekend adventures, mission briefings, game nights, casual meetups, birthdays, and moments when plans change at the last minute.
There are plans—and then there are missions. This relaxed-fit T-shirt says exactly where your priorities lie, with bold red-and-gray lettering that brings a dry, determined sense of humor to your everyday wardrobe. Wear it when the group chat changes plans, the itinerary gets tossed, or the next mission is already underway. Made from heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, it has a substantial feel, soft broken-in texture, and an easy fit that works wherever the day takes you.
Product features:
- 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and textured feel
- Relaxed fit with sizes S–4XL available from select partners
- Double-needle stitching and seamless tubular construction for durability
Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a substantial feel
- Garment-dyed construction for soft color and texture
- Relaxed fit available in sizes S–4XL from select partners
- Double-needle stitching and tubular construction without side seams
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Shipping & Returns
All items are made to order. Please allow 1–3 business days for production before shipping. Orders are primarily shipped via USPS, with an estimated delivery time of 2–7 business days after dispatch.
You may request a return within 14 days of receiving your order. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. Refunds are issued after the returned item has been received, inspected, and approved.
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