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A little humor, a little attitude, and plenty of cozy warmth. This “Not Running You, Avoiding the Cops” hoodie is made for adults who appreciate cheeky statements, deadpan humor, and turning an ordinary chilly day into a conversation starter. The bold chest lettering stands out against the clean design, while the classic fit, double-lined hood, adjustable drawstring, and roomy kangaroo pocket keep things comfortable for laid-back weekends, casual outings, and nights spent laughing with friends. Made from a soft, medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend, it has the familiar feel of a dependable everyday hoodie, with durable construction and a tear-away label for added comfort. Printed details are produced using DTG and DTF methods, with embroidery options available for selected placements. Adult sizing. Made with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes.
Product features
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for cozy warmth and a soft feel
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, comfortable fit
- Adjustable color-matched drawstring and double-lined hood
- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket for convenient hand warmth
- DTG/DTF printing and optional embroidery decoration for durable, detailed designs
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Avoiding the Cops Funny Graphic Hoodie
$46.74
Details
Product features
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for cozy warmth and a soft feel
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, comfortable fit
- Adjustable color-matched drawstring and double-lined hood
- Roomy kangaroo pouch pocket for convenient hand warmth
- DTG/DTF printing and optional embroidery decoration for durable, detailed designs
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Shipping & Returns
All items are made to order. Please allow 1–3 business days for production before shipping. Orders are primarily shipped via USPS, with an estimated delivery time of 2–7 business days after dispatch.
You may request a return within 14 days of receiving your order. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. Refunds are issued after the returned item has been received, inspected, and approved.
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